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What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

What did the alien say when his from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

Where do Martians drink beer At a from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.

Two astronauts were in a space ship from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'

Why dont astronauts keep their jobs very from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why didnt the astronauts stay on the from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships At from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

Why did the boy become an astronaut from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

Teacher What do you think astronauts wear from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

Why dont astronauts get hungry after being from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

Why did the alien phone home on from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

What do you call an alien surfing from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

What do you call an alien starship from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

What did the metric alien say Take from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !

How did the aliens hurt the farmer from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

What did the alien say to the from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Two aliens from outer space landed in from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."

A woman at a gas station noticed from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?'' The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !